Carrie Underwood has nothing on Hurricane Sandy

Remember that Carrie Underwood “Before he cheats” song where she desecrates her ex-lover’s car? She sings about taking a “Louisville slugger to both headlights” then proceeds to “slash a hole in all 4 tires.” This is all after she “carved [her] name into his leather seats.”

That’s pretty nasty, but Hurricane Sandy one-upped Carrie Underwood. You know what, one-upped isn’t a strong enough term, Sandy upped Carrie Underwood like 3,233,436,875 times. Read on to see what kind of car carnage a la Hurricane Sandy caused. [keep reading]