10. Is that the 2015 model?
9. Why hasn’t anyone told me that my oil change was completed an hour ago?
8. Why does this coffee taste worse than gross Halloween candy from 1999?
7. How come the sales guy didn’t call me back?
6. I hate paying money to get my car fixed – why don’t I live in a place where I don’t need a car?
5. Is the mechanic going to steal something from my car?
3. Am I the only person that can’t understand all this dealer paperwork?
2. Why is that awkward person staring at me from across the waiting room?
1. I am done? I can finally drive away in my new car?
Written by Max Katsarelas